{"id":91,"date":"2022-04-10T13:43:20","date_gmt":"2022-04-10T11:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/?p=91"},"modified":"2022-04-10T13:43:20","modified_gmt":"2022-04-10T11:43:20","slug":"bonmoty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/bonmoty\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonmoty"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJakmile to tady zalad\u00ed, je to \u0161patn\u011b!!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eFranto, tady sm\u00ed\u0161 na druhou dobu vyto\u010dit \u017e\u00e1rovku\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSta\u0148te se mnou a budete nejlep\u0161\u00ed.\u201c<br><br>\u201eB\u00e1ro, ty jsi mezzosopr\u00e1n, \u017e\u00e1dnej sopr\u00e1n!!!!! Bude\u0161 zp\u00edvat jako ukrajinsk\u00e1 diva a naroste ti kn\u00edr\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eCo to vibr\u00e1to? To m\u00e1\u0161 z t\u011bch kurz\u016f\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTo je vono\u2026\u2026.\u201cpo\u010dk\u00e1to\u201c\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eIvo, v\u00ed\u0161 kolik u\u017e ti je let? Ty u\u017e jsi zral\u00e1 \u017eena\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eA kde je opora? \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026mluv\u00ed k v\u00e1m zp\u011bv\u00e1k, p\u00e1nov\u00e9\u2026\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eP\u011bvci &#8211; d\u00edvejte se tou\u017eebn\u011b, co zase p\u0159edvedu\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(k sopr\u00e1n\u016fm) \u201eNehru\u010fte jako alty, hlavn\u011b ty Martino \u2013 u tebe to je \u017ehav\u00e9 \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00e9 d1!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSopr\u00e1n zp\u00edv\u00e1 memrcouchovat\u011b furt stejn\u011b\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNem\u016f\u017eete zp\u00edvat trochu barokn\u011b? Vy zp\u00edv\u00e1te jako tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1ci\u2026\u2026.po\u0159\u00e1d furt stejn\u011b\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(b\u011bhy v Erato) \u201eJ\u00e1 to taky nest\u00edh\u00e1m, hlavn\u011b, \u017ee dr\u017e\u00edme drajf\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(op\u011bt Erato) \u201eTy noty nejsou d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd, d\u016fle\u017eitej je v\u00fdraz\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(k alt\u016fm) \u201eM\u016f\u017eete si pov\u00eddat, ale sopr\u00e1nov\u00fdm hlasem, vy mluv\u00edte moc hluboko a j\u00e1 pak nev\u00edm, co kluci zp\u00edvaj\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(k sopr\u00e1n\u016fm) \u201eTo nem\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159, to je neutr\u00e1ln\u011b gymnazi\u00e1ln\u00ed\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201ePavle vej\u0161! Vymysli to n\u011bjak\u2026..Franti\u0161ek mi to v\u011b\u0159\u00ed celou dobu, jen to neum\u00ed ud\u011blat\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(k sopr\u00e1n\u016fm) \u201eMus\u00edte si to p\u0159ipravit, tohle bylo jako \u00fader z Aikida<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(k sopr\u00e1n\u016fm) \u201eZkuste, aby to p\u0159eskakovalo, ale s citem\u2026\u2026\u2026v\u0161echny kiksy tady v\u00edt\u00e1m\u2026\u2026.holky v\u00fdborn\u011b, n\u011bkomu to tady p\u0159esko\u010dilo a to bylo p\u0159esn\u011b vono\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201ePoj\u010fte se zpoetizovat\u2026\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(ke zp\u011bvu) \u201eTeno\u0159i!!! tam n\u011bkdo hovo\u0159\u00ed\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTady mus\u00edte freneticky zrychlovat, zab\u00edjejte h\u0159eb\u00edky do rakve\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTo nen\u00ed hezk\u00e1 barva teno\u0159i\u2026\u2026.je eunuchovsk\u00e1\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eCo to bylo? Takhle zp\u00edvala Calasov\u00e1\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026ne\u017e um\u0159ela\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eIvo, neboj se ke konci p\u0159idat. Na koncert\u011b uvid\u00ed\u0161 babi\u010dku a bude se ti kr\u00e1tit dech\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJ\u00e1 v\u00e1m to zazp\u00edv\u00e1m, i kdy\u017e v\u00e1m to nepom\u016f\u017ee\u2026\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTohle je tak rychle, \u017ee tak rychle neum\u00edte ani mluvit\u2026&#8230;..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJ\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee se na m\u011b kouk\u00e1te jako na cizokrajn\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eZp\u00edv\u00e1m blb\u00fd noty, ale m\u00e1m \u00fa\u017easnej v\u00fdraz\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTo je p\u0159ece pod va\u0161i \u00farove\u0148, poslouchat od Mistra, jak jsou noty\u2026&#8230;.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eApelujte na va\u0161e vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eV\u00fdsledkem je zvuk vzd\u00e1len\u00e9ho zaoce\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho parn\u00edku\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSymfonik = Titanik\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eV t\u00e9hle skladb\u011b ne\u0161ko\u010fte\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eFranti\u0161ku, v not\u00e1ch chyba nen\u00ed, chyba je n\u011bkde jinde\u2026\u2026..\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTady to zn\u00ed jako vysava\u010d\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTenhle had je kapitola 46 z Kofron\u011b\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSopr\u00e1ni = labrado\u0159i \u2013 n\u00e1dhern\u00ed, kr\u00e1sn\u00ed, mil\u00ed, ale naprosto nezvladateln\u00ed\u2026 \u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNejl\u00edp to zn\u011blo, kdy\u017e k tomu vr\u010del ten traktor\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201e\u2026d\u00e1me si p\u00e1r t\u00f3n\u016f\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKdybyste se tohle m\u00edsto u\u010dili, m\u011bl bych pocit \u017ee to um\u00edte\u2026\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201e\u2026um\u011blci, poj\u010fte se um\u011blit\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(brazilsk\u00fd \u017ealm)\u201ePo\u010dkej, j\u00e1 jsem blbost!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201e\u2026ani to nevytahuj, a\u017e na koncert\u011b\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201e\u2026zalo\u017ete si sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed sbor\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTo je nemoc!\u2026\u2026.kdo to \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee kdy\u017e v Indii jezd\u00ed lid\u00e9 s leprou v autobuse, mus\u00ed si vystoupit?\u2026\u2026..no tak si vystupte, pros\u00edm V\u00e1s!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(ke student\u016fm sbormistrovstv\u00ed) \u201eCo si tady hrajete na \u201eLos Chud\u00e1\u010dkos\u201c? J\u00e1 bych se styd\u011bl, b\u00fdt sbormistry\u2026\u2026\u2026d\u011blejte \u010dest sv\u00e9mu oboru! Co sem chod\u00edte d\u011blat? Ch\u00e1pete? K tomu tenhle sbor nen\u00ed, aby v\u00e1m Mistr \u0159\u00edkal jak jsou noty\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJ\u00e1 jsem se demoduloval\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMus\u00edte zlomit svou osobnost, st\u00e1t se blbcem, hloup\u00fdm tenorem jako jsem j\u00e1. T\u00edm, \u017ee jste m\u011b u\u017e dost napodobili, vyhr\u00e1li jste mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed sout\u011b\u017ee\u2026\u2026.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJsem \u0161uma\u0159, proto\u017ee jsem ze \u0160umavy\u2026..\u201c<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eJakmile to tady zalad\u00ed, je to \u0161patn\u011b!!\u201c \u201eFranto, tady sm\u00ed\u0161 na druhou dobu vyto\u010dit \u017e\u00e1rovku\u2026\u2026.\u201c \u201eSta\u0148te se mnou a budete nejlep\u0161\u00ed.\u201c \u201eB\u00e1ro, ty jsi mezzosopr\u00e1n, \u017e\u00e1dnej sopr\u00e1n!!!!! Bude\u0161 zp\u00edvat jako ukrajinsk\u00e1 diva a naroste ti kn\u00edr\u2026\u2026\u201c \u201eCo to vibr\u00e1to? To m\u00e1\u0161 z t\u011bch kurz\u016f\u2026\u2026..\u201c \u201eTo je vono\u2026\u2026.\u201cpo\u010dk\u00e1to\u201c\u201c \u201eIvo, v\u00ed\u0161 kolik u\u017e ti je let? Ty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonmoty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92,"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/92"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prazstipevci.cz\/uvod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}